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what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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