I look better un-naked...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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