For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
