I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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