Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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