He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
