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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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