He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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