Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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