Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
there was a trapeze. enough said
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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