His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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