is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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