Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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