Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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