Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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