dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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