fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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