you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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