is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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