what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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