Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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