Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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