There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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