I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
