Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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