So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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