do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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