dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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