Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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