The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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