she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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