please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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