this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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