What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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