Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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