Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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