Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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