put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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