Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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