i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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