These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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