Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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