OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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