He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
it glows. i had to have it.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
