If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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