I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just google imaged poop.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
