scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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