Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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