I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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