I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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