I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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