So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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