found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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