His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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