He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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