Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
