PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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