we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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